January 2012
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Do you ever watch those weight loss program ads on TV
and like, listen to the woman who isn’t FAT but still isn’t THIN say, “I LOST 50 KILOS!”
And think
“If I lost 50 kilos, I’d be dead.”
Like, I don’t know if it’s a good thing, but those ads make me feel a whole lot less fat.
Anonymous asked: what are you sick with?
ugh i have such a headache and i feel so ill
i only stayed up this late to take my meds ugh
which apparently give me hiccups
i hate everything
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colloquials replied to your post: Katie’s making me upset and Sas is drawing me…
drawing things has been interrupted by the giant ass mother fucking blow fly that just came into my study. BRB. KILLING.
Also, only just now watching the Smooth Criminal clip.
Apart from the obvious sexual tension between two characters who aren’t supposed to be attracted to the other’s gender, did anyone else notice that the cello players are those freaky talented guys who went viral on YouTube like, months ago?
Is this not just more proof that those motherfuckers troll the internet and basically just...
Katie’s making me upset and Sas is drawing me things and I just submitted a photobooth picture of me looking like a zombie for my student card application and all is right with the world apart from the fact that I have blisters on my tonsils and can’t eat solid food.
Also, I met the kids I’ll be nannying today and they’re really sweet, actually. Though I suppose I’m...
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If anyone could find me the Orla Kiely SS 2011 Organza Boat Neck Dress I would be forever in their debt.
Because hnng.
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Okay I have to make my face look normal.
And put on clean clothes.
And brush my hair.
And try and learn how to say words.
Ready? BREAK.
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I feel like such shit I just want to crawl in a hole and die.
Not eating solid food gets really old after two days. And I’m on penicillin for two weeks. Like, really, it’ll take that long? Porridge and jelly and slippery eggs and yoghurt and - ugh - ice cream. No, this is not a balanced diet, and I don’t like it.
Oh, and tomorrow I have to meet the lady who has hired me to...
Anonymous asked: Anon because I'm on my phone by the way, but GOOD, our fair city welcomes you. A force field seems legit at this point.
Anonymous asked: Omg my flight landed at like ten thirty after which I was in the airport for two hours. We probably walked by each other.
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Cousin: So, when you travelled, was it your money, or…? Me: Yes and no. Cousin: What do you mean? Me: Well, it was inheritance money. Cousin: Which means? Me: When my mother died, she left me a certain amount of money, and even though I only get that money when I turn 25, it still goes towards all my larger expenses. Cousin: *mutters* I gotta get me some of that… Me: Yeah, it’s...
Sometimes I’m like, “Yeah, I’ll save up and move out and be awesome.” and then I remember that I have no job, no money, and that when I do move out it’ll be to a dingy student flat where I’m not allowed to have cats and I have to deal with other people. Gross.
Also, I’m currently in a cab on my way to the airport. I’m ill, my throat is swollen,...
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colloquials replied to your post: Walking through Melbourne with The Susan and… Stay for a bit I’ll be there in twenty hours k?
I leave at noon tomorrow. We literally miss each other by a hair. Cruel, cruel Fate. Aye, she is a strumpet.
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spitfireinspace replied to your post: Walking through Melbourne with The Susan and… Um, LONDON?
Well, London goes without saying. I’ll hopefully visit a friend in Nottingham in December and go to London and Paris while I’m in the ~area~.
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So I got home from the fucking bar mitzvah at like 5 and then slept until 9:30 and then got room service and watched a movie and now I’m chilling in bed. Tomorrow I’m going to go to the German modernist exhibition down the street and maybe shop a bit.
Fancy schmancy.
Back in my hotel room, drinking tea and contemplating expensive movies on the TV. I rather like this “Melbourne” place, though.
spitfire-in-space replied to your post: oh by the way if anyone’s interested in what subjects I’m doing this year… Constructing the fictive self wat
Yeah I know but it’s better than “Australian Texts, Global Context” or whatever the fuck the other elective option was.
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sometimes I look at Neil Gaiman's tags and I fall...
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oh by the way if anyone's interested in what...
Ancient Greece
Ancient Rome
Greek and Roman Myth (can you tell there’s a theme going?)
Renaissance and Reformation (1498-1648)
Reading English Texts (really)
Constructing the Fictive Self
The History of God
Writing English: Style and Method (such wank I can’t even)
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idolikemytoothpaste replied to your post: haHA
Wait, “one of Lauren’s friends”? How does Suzie know I have an oddly large amount of friends down there?
Because whenever she’s like, “Where’s Lauren?” and I grumble, “In Melbourne, like a LOSER”, she just sort of assumes you have a reason for going down there. Ergo, friends.
dinner time soon and I still haven’t showered since I got home from working all day around big sweaty horses and I still have to pack because my flight is really early tomorrow morning and ugh
I just want to curl up in a sock drawer and sleep for days
and it’s going to be so effing hot in melbourne i think i want to kill myself
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colloquials replied to your post: haHA
Melbourne Central? Git off mah turf.
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infraredphaeton replied to your post: haHA
So I’ll meet you at 130 under the giant SEIKO watch, okay? I’ll be the one with shifty eyes.
I’ll just look for the one in the trenchcoat by the old ice-cream van.
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haHA
“Oh, it’s only a fifteen minute walk…”
“From where to where?”
“Huh? Oh, from the hotel to Melbourne Central shopping centre.”
“Oh, is that where you’re meeting…?”
“Katie.”
“Oh. Wait. Who’s Katie?”
“She’s from Melbourne.”
“Yeah, but how do you know her?”...
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god sometimes I think about how lanna and I used to talk about fic and use ship names out loud and i’m like how do i have a friend in real life who doesn’t think that’s totally weird I don’t even understaaaaannnddd
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dolikemytoothpaste replied to your post: things I still need to get for uni
CAN WE GO BIG BAG SHOPPING TOGETHER?! LAUREN’S UNI BAG JUST BROKE
YES. I get back from Melbourne on Saturday… we should plan for bag shopping ASAP.
reading stuff and getting ~feelings~
sometimes tumblr as a system is just so shit
and I’m like
DAVID
DAVID
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER DAVID
DAVEY
DO AS I SAY
GODDAMN
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infraredphaeton replied to your post: infraredphaeton replied to your post: jesus….
SORRY I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAVEN’T MENTIONED IT RECENTLY IF YOU HAVE FREE TIME WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING. GO WATCH SHERLOCK HOLMES GAY OF SHADOWS OR GET COFFEE OR SOMETHING
YES
I HAVE ALL DAY WEDNESDAY.
I’M BUSY ON THURSDAY
AND FRIDAY NIGHT.
BUT OTHERWISE YES
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infraredphaeton replied to your post: jesus. looking at what the weather’s going to be…
WAIT YOU ARE COMING TO MELBOURNE?
YES ON THE 25th, 26th AND 27th WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST MONTH BECAUSE IT CLEARLY CAN’T BE MY TUMBLR SEEING AS I’VE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE
PAY ATTENTION KATIE GAWD
things I still need to get for uni
mid heel brogues just because
a bag big enough to fit my laptop in
stationary
oh god I love stationary so fucking much
my timetable, obvs
i dunno, clothes or whatever
but seriously stationary hnnngggg
jesus. looking at what the weather’s going to be like in melbourne this week is excruciating.
also hi i’m officially a university student.
but as i was walking out of standing in like the five hundredth line of the day and dropping my final form off, we walked back across the courtyard and these girls who, like, to be fair, looked about 12 but were carrying around the enrolment forms...
goodnight I have to wake up tomorrow morning to drive for a bit and then decide what my life will be like for the next year oh happy days
now I kind of want to do a history of god instead of beauty and ethics but ugh do I really want to be in a circle jerk of religious people who are doing religious studies because it validates them or
you know what, barbara, just take all the codes with you and figure it out tomorrow
now shut up and read a book jesus